1. troylersthirdwheel:

    amazingphanonfire:

    dan-and-phil:

    creeperly:

    an accurate representation of my ascent into adulthood

    the notes????

    I DONT THINK PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ITS DAN OMG

    N

    Reblogged from: flawlesster
  2. "phil lester is the by-product of two related grandparents and a haircut that was cool in 2006, but thats okay because he has a lovely personality. - dan"

    "dan howell - whose name rhymes with hand towel and hand scowl and sand owl - was created when a woodland creature had a baby with liam payne from one direction - phil"

    Reblogged from: flawlesster
  3. Reblogged from: flawlesster
  4. accioheadcanons:

    lmaoalien:

    plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

    "i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

    Reblogged from: thatgirlwithasonic
  5. hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

    hellhoundsonthehunt:

    paradoxicallygrey:

    sincereglomp:

    a) how will you cut your nails

    b) how will you remove it

    c) Why would you do this

    d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

    Reblogged from: thatgirlwithasonic
  6. isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

    isamiaella:

    homosexualpancakes:

    give us the child

    wipe away the debt

    Reblogged from: rainbowdinosaursfrommars
  7. Reblogged from: rainbowdinosaursfrommars
  8. neptunain:

    honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

    Reblogged from: thatgirlwithasonic
  9. Reblogged from: holmesillusion
  10. lostincape-town:

    I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.

    Reblogged from: arthurandhisclotpole
  11. Reblogged from: deducingwho
  12. batmansymbol:

    batmansymbol:

    if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

    3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

    stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

    Reblogged from: of-angels-and-idjits
  13. Reblogged from: raggedymans
  14. sirgooniej:

YES! This shit is on point

    sirgooniej:

    YES! This shit is on point

    Reblogged from: gingerangelofthursday
  15. officialunitedstates:

    if you ever want to make a lot of money open up a restaurant and cut all the portions in half and then charge 5x as much and call it something french and have long waits for service

    Reblogged from: rainbowdinosaursfrommars
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